https://www.cheetaz.net/ Recent content on Cheetaz Hugo -- gohugo.io en-us https://www.cheetaz.net/about/ Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000 https://www.cheetaz.net/about/ <img src="https://www.cheetaz.net/img/banner_with_a_cartoonish_cat.jpg"/> <p>PurrfectGuard Security Solutions - Because Cats Never Miss a Thing!</p> <p>Services:</p> <ul> <li>CatNap Alarm System: <ul> <li>&ldquo;CatNap&rdquo; security system that consists of strategically placed cat beds that sense even the slightest movement. Customers are promised a purrfect nap and the illusion of security.</li> </ul> </li> <li>YarnCam Surveillance: <ul> <li>&ldquo;YarnCam&rdquo; that claims to keep an eye on your space with a camera disguised as a ball of yarn. The catch? It&rsquo;s easily unraveled by actual cats.</li> </ul> </li> <li>Laser Pointer Defense: <ul> <li>&ldquo;Laser Defender,&rdquo; which projects laser pointers to deter potential intruders. Disclaimer: Actual effectiveness may vary based on the chase capabilities of intruders.</li> </ul> </li> <li>Whisker Encryption: <ul> <li>A mock encryption service that ensures your sensitive data is as secure as a cat&rsquo;s curiosity. Because who can resist chasing their own tail?</li> </ul> </li> <li>Fishy Firewall: <ul> <li>&ldquo;Fishy Firewall&rdquo; software that supposedly keeps hackers away with virtual fish treats. Warning: May attract virtual cats.</li> </ul> </li> </ul> <p><a href="https://gitlab.cheetaz.net">https://gitlab.cheetaz.net</a></p> https://www.cheetaz.net/posts/hello/ Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000 https://www.cheetaz.net/posts/hello/ <img src="https://www.cheetaz.net/img/cat_flying.jpg"/>